Ladies, are you tired of the same old monthly routine?
Bored by a regular cycle and consistency for years on end?
Like a wonderful surprise ending, sometime between 35 and 50, you too will know the joys of perimenopause!
Never a dull moment, perimenopause will give you the change and excitement you desire!
Always had a friend with incapacitating cramps? Never knew why she was such a baby about it? No worries - one month you'll feel for yourself.
Heard of those who breakout the week before their period, but you were spared? I know you've always felt left out. Now, you'll get to experience it yourself!
Long periods, short periods, flooding, all this will be yours for an unknowable length of years! Every month you''ll get to experience symptoms you've only read about.
Never experienced bloating? No worries! You find out why other women keep pants, two sizes bigger than their normal size!
Heard rumours of breast tenderness? One month you'll resort to putting cotton balls in your bra, just to spare yourself from the pain!
Each month will be a different set of symptoms, so there's never a dull moment. Check it out, sooner than you think!
It's Perimenopause!
[note: not for those under 35 without special circumstances]
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Thanks! I can so relate. You forgot weight gain. I haven't changed anything about my eating habits and I've gained 18 lbs. in two months! It is the craziest thing I've ever experienced in my life! I can't believe how fat I feel. This I could understand if I was eating ice cream every night and donuts for breakfast ... but come on! I can't look at food without gaining a pound. I have no idea what to do.
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