Dear Lord!

That tooth that the dentist said there was nothing he could do about? The one that's been getting progressively <i>wiggly </i> for a year now? It felt extra loose tonight when I flossed. I stuck my fingers in there to see what was going on with it, and it just came out!

I nearly passed out, I was so freaked.
I have 3 of my wisdom teeth still! How dare this tooth decide it was going to take an early retirement! How dare it!
Who has a tooth just fall out in this day and age? My dentist is going to be mad at me, and I feel like I should be living in Appalachia. :(