Spammy Disappointments

I received two spam mails today that at first glance were totally awesome and made me laugh, but on closer inspection were a let-down.

1. A personal note explaining a gambling system that is sure to win.
There was no link to a gambling site. It seems the catch was in my believing  I had written this person and writing back. The email even included a quoted  message with my email address asking for the system. How original!
Let down: I received three of them. One was clever, three :(

2. An email supposedly from the IRS about unreported income. 
 It even had a 'noreply' gov return address. Very smart.
Let down: It says 'click on the link below', but they forgot to put their link.
 
Losers!
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